People dey marry oh!

Okay, I could say a lot about how weddings could be funny but I'll just spit it in one line:

What do you think is wrong with these wedding pictures?

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I'm expecting answers...!

Edible Sanitary Pad??

I don't know about other countries, but this sanitary pad is probably the most famous amongst sanitary pads in Nigeria. It's become so popular that the word 'always' could be used to refer to any other brand of sanitary pad. When ever you hear the word 'Always' here in Nigeria, the first thing that comes to your mind is this product, which is also an international brand.

    

 

You can then imagine my shock when I came across this chocolate wafer below also called 'Always'!

Are these guys playing a joke or just being dumb about selecting a brand name for their product?

Seriously, I found it hard enjoying this wafer without thinking that I was munching on a sanitary napkin! 

Parking Blooper

Question: What happens when you give a fresh car learner a car with automatic transmission as his first ride and allow him park in a car park that's next to a valley?

Answer: He keeps getting confused over which is the brake pedal and which is the gas pedal; and he keeps forgetting that 'R' stands for 'Reverse' and not 'Run' or race' and almost throws his ride in the valley!

The car got saved by a banana tree (Arrowed) that refused to be intimidated by the weight of a car. Behind the tree lies a deep creepy valley inhabited by monkeys, mosquitoes and God knows what